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Posted on 1st Sep at 11:15 AM, with 273 notes

bombing:

ma’am there’s really no easy way to tell you this so i’m just going to come right out and say it: that’s not a banana. it’s a sex toy and this isn’t a supermarket

Posted on 1st Sep at 11:11 AM, with 60 notes

heckacute:

California is experiencing an exceptional drought right now. Do your part to help out. Don’t wipe. 

Posted on 1st Sep at 11:06 AM, with 291,003 notes

averagebare:

fuck dating girls who are “naturally pretty.” date girls who are supernaturally pretty. date a hot ass ghost. date a fucking alien 

Posted on 1st Sep at 11:04 AM, with 39,676 notes

binx28:

sergeantjerkbarnes:

can we please discuss what the fuck is wrong with pennsylvania

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I actually drive through Intercourse PA to get to work daily, it’s right next to Paradise PA lol no joke

Posted on 28th Aug at 9:14 AM, with 53,769 notes
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Posted on 27th Aug at 12:45 AM, with 4,573 notes
"Today, the United States is No. 1 in billionaires, No. 1 in corporate profits, No. 1 in CEO salaries, NO. 1 in childhood poverty and NO. 1 in income and wealth inequality in the industrialized world."
Senator, Bernie Sanders. (via nzingasconquests)
Posted on 26th Aug at 8:48 AM, with 279,128 notes
gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

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